The Cheater

The Cheater: A Coin of Chaos Story
By: Paul Collins

Bill Cruncks is quite an ordinary man, and tired of his life. He is 5’8”, 40 years old, is 30 pounds overweight, has a silver-dollar-sized bald spot on the back of his head, and also has a full black beard, which he keeps trimmed short. His wife Eva is 5’0”, 38, plump, with long past-her-shoulders red hair. Every day, he gets up in the morning, with black bags under his eyes (he has insomnia also), eats the breakfast consisting of a ham, egg and cheese omelet, or sometimes eggs, bacon and sausage, that his wife has fixed him.
He then gives his wife Eva a quick peck goodbye and leaves to go to his number crunching job, where he works at least 60 hours a week. His boss just loves to shout at him and tell him about the slightest thing he did wrong on any work he ever does, at any time the boss feels like it.
He is so tired when he comes home, and tries not to listen to his wife, who usually takes to shouting at him about the lack of housework he does, or that he never spends time with her much anymore, that kind of thing. Every once in a while, he’ll try to suggest to her that they watch a movie together, or something like that, but she usually just responds by telling him not to change the subject, since she doesn’t like to be interrupted from her complaining.
One morning he got up and started to get dressed, like usual, and noticed that he had no socks in his drawer. “Eva, where are my socks?”
“They’re in the dryer. I haven’t yet had the chance to take them out!”
“Okay. I’ll get them!”
Bill walked downstairs and over to the utility room and opened the dryer. He started taking out the socks, when he felt something hard in them. He started to fumble with the socks, when something fell out onto the floor.
He reached down to examine this, and noticed that it was some kind of metal coin, and he thought it strange for three reasons. On one side, he could tell that there was some sort of dragon, which was breathing flames, and the other side bore what looked like a genie that was floating in a small cloud above a lamp. One of his hands was flat open, palm up, and tattooed on it was the number “1.” The second reason was that the metal it was made with did not seem to come from Earth. Lastly, it was also surprisingly heavy, so that he could not hold it for too long, and had to set it down rather quickly. “Hmmm,” he thought, “I wonder what this thing is, or whether it has some use?” There was something else he was wondering. “Honey, where did this coin come from? It’s the strangest thing! It was in my socks!”
“What coin?” said Eva. “When I put your clothes in the wash, there was nothing in there! ARE YOU TRYING TO SKIVE OFF WORK AGAIN? YOU KNOW HOW I GET!” She shouted.
“No, honey, don’t worry; it’s nothing! And I’m not trying to goof off!”
“YOU BETTER NOT BE!”
Picking it up again, he turned it over in his hand and observed the genie side, and an idea came to him. “What the heck,” he thought, “what can it hurt if I try a wish? If nothing happens, I won’t be the worse for it!” He then started to brainstorm hard and see if he could think of something to wish for. When nothing came to mind, he decided that he didn’t want to waste it, and placed it in his pocket, deciding to ponder very carefully over what he should wish for.
Another week went by of his humdrum life. Coming home from work that day, his wife informed him that she was going to wash clothes and he should empty his pockets and find a spare pair of pants to change into. Reaching in his pocket, he discovered the coin inside, having quite forgotten it was there. “Oh yeah, I forgot to make my wish!” he thought.
“Let’s see now… okay, I’m having a hard time finding something to wish for, so I suppose I should test it first, and see whether something works. I wish that I had 6 wishes that I could use, instead of one!” When nothing happened, he sighed. “I suppose that was only expected,” he said, “let’s see now… what can I wish for?”
A sudden idea struck him. “I wish that if 9 more people find this coin and make a wish on it, their wishes will also apply to me and my wife!” The coin glowed red, and became very hot, so hot that he dropped it. Fearing the loud noise from the strangely heavy coin, he quickly shut his eyes and plugged his ears with his hands. When he heard nothing, he opened his eyes, and looked down, to notice that the coin was nowhere in his room, and so must have vanished.

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Vanessa was a 26yo brunette bombshell, was 5’5,” and received many calls and mail from modeling agencies and Playboy, stuff like that, to try to capitalize on her beauty. She always wondered how they knew her address and phone number, since she never contacted them, was not famous, and lived in New Hampshire. This was one of those days. Getting her mail from the mailbox, she entered her house to leaf through it. In disgust, she found some from some different modeling agencies, and tossed them toward the trashcan, unopened. All of the mail fell into the can, except for one of the envelopes, which fell short and hit the floor with a loud clunk.
Wondering what that was, since this was definitely a rarity, she picked up the piece of mail and opened it. She tipped it over, and the aforementioned coin fell into her hand. Looking at it in curiosity, she noticed the genie side, and quickly put two and two together. “Hmmm… Oh, I know, there’s only one thing I don’t like about myself. I wish I had more breast, maybe 2 cup sizes bigger!” The coin started to grow hot, and she dropped it too. Looking down, she noticed with glee that her bust line was expanding! She brought her hands up to touch them, and brushed something that was under her breasts, that definitely hadn’t been there before. “What is that?” she thought.
Walking to her bathroom, she looked in the mirror. Staring in shock, she noticed what looked like a second pair of nipples, right under her normal pair of breasts, which sported identical-looking nipples. As she stared, the flesh behind these new nipples started to expand, until they had too expanded into a pair of breasts, although somewhat smaller than her upper pair, since both pairs only expanded two sizes each, and the bottom one started from nothing. She thought, “I’d better go get that coin and try to unwish this!” Returning to her living room, she noticed that the coin had vanished, and at the realization of what she had to live with, she fainted.

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Jeremiah Kestling was an elderly man of 72. He and his wife Amelia, herself 62, were of course long past their prime. Very much in love still after 50 years, you hardly saw one without the other. Deciding that they would go out to eat, they went to the hall closet to get their coats, as it was cold outside, and put them on. “Do you have your keys?” asked Amelia.
Jeremiah reached into his left pocket and pulled them out. “Yes, here they are!” he said. Shall we go?”
“Yes!” said Amelia, and Jeremiah held out his arm for her to take, and walking out to their car, he acted the gentleman and held her car door open for her, and then closed it, before walking around to the driver’s side. They arrived at Chez Luis, he opened her car door again, and they had a very nice lobster and crab dinner.
After dinner as they were walking back out to their car, Amelia said, “Jeremiah, you’d better have your keys ready.”
Jeremiah said, “Yes, honey, you’re right. Here they… and Jeremiah reached in his left pocket, and was very surprised to not only feel his keys in there, but there was something else as well. Pulling out his keys, they watched as a coin fall out and hit the floor. Picking it up, they examined it together.
“What is this, Amelia?” said Jeremiah.
“I don’t know. Although I don’t really believe in the concept, maybe you could try a wish?”
“Okay,” said Jeremiah, as they got back in their car, “I wonder what to wish for? I know! I wish that even after all these years, when we see each other, we will still get aroused, and our sexual parts will respond accordingly!” The coin glowed hot, and before they could even yelp in pain, it disappeared. “Well, I guess there’s no going back now!”
They got back in their car and drove home. Arriving back inside, they had a sudden unexplainable urge to take off their clothes. Suddenly, their eyes started to grow big, and looking down, they noticed that there were some strange changes going on. Jeremiah saw his wife’s vagina disappearing, quickly being replaced with what looked like his penis and balls. Looking down at himself, he noticed his penis and balls shrinking away to nothing to be replaced with his wife’s vagina. His pubic hair also changed in color to match his wife’s hair color, (his hair was brown and hers was blonde), so it was interesting for him to look down and see blonde hair there, and brown on his wife’s penis. Suddenly, they were overcome with the desire to have sex, and nine months later, Jeremiah gave birth to a pair of fraternal twins, male and female, whose sexual organs and genitals were swapped as well.
There was quite a ruckus about this, as everybody in the state found about “The Man Who Gave Birth,” an article in the Vermont Daily Quibbler.

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George Ripling was driving home from work, cursing loudly, concentrating hard on the road ahead of him, where a major thunderstorm was going on, and rain pouring down like buckets kept obscuring his view, so much so that the wipers had little or no effect. George is a young man, barely in his twenties, and he also prided in his rougher appearance. Sporting thick muscles, tattoos, brown hair to his shoulders, and boots with spurs on them, he was not one to be trifled with.
After an hour of driving what would normally take him 20 minutes, he gave a great sigh of relief when he finally saw his home. Parking and getting his umbrella, he crossed to his home, and unlocked the door. He then called out, “Honey, I’m home!”
“About time!” Bridget said, and then George saw a beautiful rather tall 5’8” super-model-looking woman round the corner to greet him. “I thought you’d never get home!”
They pulled together in a quick kiss, and she pulled away quickly, remarking about having a lot of housework to do. Instead George asked, “How about taking a break and watching a movie instead?” She reluctantly agreed to this, and they walked to the living room to watch a movie. “What would you like to watch, honey?”
“I don’t know, how about “The Silence of the Lambs?”
“Sounds good to me!” said George. “But first, why don’t you go, style your hair nice, and change out of that old T-shirt and jeans and into something more sexy?”
“Aww, honey, you know I like to be comfortable. I don’t want to change.” Not wanting to argue, because she always won, George just gave in. After their movie, they noticed that it was rather late, and gave each other a good night kiss. Before she could pull away to go to bed, however, George noticed that there was a kind of metallic taste in their mouths. Pulling away, he reached in her mouth, even though she was trying to fight this, with muffled cries of “What are you doing?,” and pulled out a coin.
“What the heck is this?” George asked. “And why do you have it in your mouth?”
“I don’t know! I’m just as shocked as you are!”
“Well, judging by the genie on one side, I’d suppose I’m to make a wish! Let’s see… hey, I know! Our relationship is not what I would say great. I wish that whenever we see each other, we get a sudden urge to kiss and cuddle each other, and the feeling gets stronger and stronger, until we have to give in, and then we can’t stop for 30 minutes; you’ll also love to look sexy for me, and you’ll always be wearing some kind of negligee or dress when we’re together!”
“Let me see that coin! I should get a wish too! Let’s see… If that’s going to be your wish, then I guess we should just go all the way! I wish that our lower private parts were just as active!”
The coin glowed hot and disappeared. They felt really odd, and ran into the bathroom, and started noticing some stuff changing. Their mouths and noses started sliding down their faces, then necks, chests, and bellies, until these two features approached their penis and vagina, which moved out of the way to accommodate their moving facial features. They both started screaming, which was odd considering the sound was coming from between their legs, as they noticed their genitals, pubic hair and all, moving back upward to fill in the place left behind by their missing facial features.

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Fred Harley, a 30yo 6’5” blond-haired man, came out of his bathroom the next morning, and commenced getting ready for work. After having dressed, he started pulling on his shoes, when he noticed a hard something in his left one, and pulled out the Coin of Chaos. Confused, he sat down on his bed and stared at the coin for an hour, turning it around in his hand, his going to work having been completely forgotten.
“Hmmm… It looks like I’m supposed to make a wish, or something. Let’s see… I know, I love to perform, but there’s one thing I just can’t do. I wish I could walk on my hands as if they were feet!”
Walking around, he was beginning to wonder if the coin would do anything at all, when it started to grow hot again. Suddenly he fell, and the coin flew from his hand, straight toward a wall, and seemed to pass right through it. Looking down, he yelled in disgust as the ends of his finders became toes, the space between the part of each finger that hadn’t changed began to fill with flesh. His thumbs grew longer, until they were as long as the rest of his “fingers,” the half of his thumbs from the nail to the closest thumb joints changing into big toes. The finished product looked like a cross between a hand and a foot, since he still had his “thumb” leverage and his palms. Looking down, he noticed that his feet had long since vanished.
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Joy Heard, an average-looking 5’5” 25yo woman with flaming red hair to the small of her back, was walking down the street when all of a sudden, she tripped, and her purse fell open and all her stuff flew everywhere. Cursing loudly, she began to collect the things, when she noticed something that she had never seen before. Stooping low, she reached down and picked up the coin. Now, she is not one to show this around, because this was obviously a collectible item, and she has a fear of someone stealing such an item from her. So, having gathered everything back to her purse, she hurried home.
At home, she took to looking at it more closely. Observing the dragon and then the genie, she assumed that maybe wishes were used on this. After all, she figured that it wouldn’t hurt to try. She had to think hard for 10 minutes before she realized what she wanted. “I know, I wish I was lucky, and didn’t have to worry about problems any more!”
Suddenly she felt light-headed, and started to notice the floor was rising toward her. Suddenly she hit the floor very hard. Her eyes then widened in horror as she noticed the changes that ensued. Her right foot was moving toward her, seemingly swallowing at the ankle her leg. Then she started to feel a pulling sensation as her body began to be sucked into her foot, getting a nasty carpet burn on her butt in the process. When her head was the only thing left being sucked in, she gave out a cry of pain from her skull breaking up into smaller pieces so her head could fit, and the light then slowly went out for her, so she could only feel darkness. Her foot then began to change in shape. Then her senses of taste and hearing disappeared, until only her senses of touch and pain remained. She had become a rabbit’s foot.

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Charlie Sutterfield lived in constant abuse from his wife, Yvonne. He was tired of always hearing her accusing him of something; always nagging, if it wasn’t about the housework he wasn’t doing for her, it was some part of his body that she didn’t like. Whether it was that he was shorter than her, his 5’4” to her 5’5”, or his short brown hair being the wrong shade, or wrong color entirely, among many other accusations, too numerous to count, he just never got any peace.
“You can have plastic surgery and fix that huge, ugly nose, you know!” she was occasionally known to say, at which he would respond about them being too poor to afford that kind of luxury, and she would storm off, and then give him the silent treatment for hours.
“What can I do?” Charlie thought to himself one day, “I know, I’ve just got to stand up for myself. I’m going to tell her who’s boss!” He then went to find her, and said, “Yvonne, I’m not going to take your crap any more!” and he quickly raised his fist, and brought it quickly toward her. Instead of her getting hit, however, she deftly stuck up her left hand, fingers up and opened flat, and his fist struck that. He then said “Ow!” and moved his hand away.
When he did, they both noticed that a coin, that hadn’t been there before, fell from the space between their hands. Moving deftly again, she caught it with her right hand, her left having also been injured by the coin being there, and looked at it with a confused look on her face.
Suddenly Charlie said, “Give me that!” and he yanked the coin from her. “I wonder if I’m supposed to make a wish?” he said. “I wonder; Yvonne, if I try to change my voice, because that’s something you’re most of the time complaining about, will you stop bickering and nagging me about my appearance or something you think I’m not doing that I should?”
Yvonne thought hard about it, and finally said, “Yes, Charlie, I think that’s fair. If you wish and it works, I will stop.”
With renewed hope, he quickly thought about how to word his wish. Then he had it. “I wish my voice was much sexier, and could be approved by my wife.” Suddenly he felt a burning feeling in his throat, and reached up with his hand to grab it. When he finally felt the burning stop, he said, “I’m glad that’s over.” However, there was something wrong. His voice sounded much higher pitched, and after saying a few more things, they discovered that he was speaking with Yvonne’s voice. Discovering this, he quickly said, (in her voice), “You try to say something, Yvonne.”
“What should I say?” She was, indeed, speaking with his voice. Then she screamed, and it was odd hearing a male voice scream like that. “Quick, let’s find that coin and try to unwish this,” said the deep, masculine voice, but needless to say, it had already vanished.

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Amanda Pickering lived in the United Kingdom, was a 19 yo, and had red hair and freckles all over her body. Throughout high school, or even later on, she was never successful in finding that special someone that she could spend her time with.
She attributed this to her looks, but mainly to the unseemly amount of body hair she had all over her arms, legs, and several other places. She often wished that she could get surgery to remove it permanently, because shaving or waxing just didn’t seem to work well; she had some strange rare kind of disease that caused it to grow back in a matter of a half to three-fourths of a day; but she just didn’t have the money to do so. So, she went through life with rather low self-esteem.
One morning she was eating a bowl of cereal with milk, when her spoon seemed to hit something hard. Looking down, she tried to move the milk some to see what was under it, but she just couldn’t see it. She also tried lifting the object with her spoon, but it just seemed too heavy to do so. She couldn’t even pick up the bowl in any way in order to dump out the cereal. So, shrugging her shoulders, she just continued to eat.
Suddenly, her teeth clamped down on the metal object. Wondering how it got out of the bowl when it was so heavy, she took it out and noticed that it was the Coin of Chaos. Curious, she began observing the coin, which now seemed strangely lighter, her breakfast forgotten.
Figuring out what it was evidently used for, she decided she’d try to make a wish. “I wish that I didn’t have this hair problem!” Suddenly the coin glowed red and hot, and she dropped it, looking down in glee as the hair all over her lower body began to be sucked back into her body. However, then a couple of strange things happened. The hair on the top of her head, which came down to her shoulders, started to also recede into her head. Second, she could feel under her skin all the hair that had been sucked in starting to migrate towards her face. All of a sudden, she screamed when she noticed the hair start to come out of her neck and upper lip area, all connected together, to form a long beard and mustache.

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I bet you’ve been dying to find out what happened to Bill and Eva, haven’t you? Well, some of the changes were gradual, and were unexpected, such as his boss at work ceasing to yell at him, and instead starting to walk provocatively towards him, as if trying to hit on him. Getting up quickly and running away, he yelled, “I quit!”
When he arrived home he called out for Eva, but could not see nor hear her at all. Finally he found her, sulking in a corner of their bedroom closet, in the dark. “What’s the matter, Eva?” Bill asked.
“Mmmph, mmmph,” said his wife.
“I’m sorry, but I can’t understand what you’re saying! Can you tell me again, please?”
“Mmmph, mmmph,” said his wife again.
“That’s not funny, Eva,” said Bill, “come out of the closet!”
She shook her head vigorously, and he decided he would have to yank her out. When he did, he had the shock of his life.



STAY TUNED FOR THE UPCOMING EPILOGUE, WHERE IT WILL BE REVEALED WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!!!

THE END












Just kidding! Did you really think I’d do something like that to you?

Like I said before, Bill had the shock of his life. Inside her mouth was a penis, balls and all. There was a great deal of pubic hair in there, too. The penis was in place of where her tongue would be. She also didn’t have hands any more; in their place were feet. Her breasts were two sizes bigger, and she also had a slightly smaller pair right under the top one. Where her vagina had been, there was only hairless skin.
Having seen her with his own eyes, this sort of “triggered” the rest of his changes, which started rather slowly, then gradually sped up. All of his clothing quickly vanished. Looking down, he noticed with horror all the changes that were happening, starting with his chest expanding until he had about size D-cup breasts, about 4 sizes worth of expansion since he did not receive a lower pair, and his nipples and areola changing in size. He also noticed changes in his hands; the fingers started shortening and the thumb growing longer slightly, until they were all about the same length, while his palms fattened and the middle part of his hands started elongating. When the “opposable” part of his thumbs disappeared, and what was left of his fingers changed into toes, of which his thumbs became the big ones, he could then fully examine his new feet.
His penis then started to shrink and disappeared entirely, leaving a Venus mound that looked shockingly like his wife’s. He felt a burning feeling in his throat, and spoke, hearing his wife’s melodic voice; realizing he would never hear anything ever again from his wife, and because of all these changes, he started to cry. When he finally stopped, he noticed the rest of his changes, which had strangely waited until they had his full, undivided attention. All his body hair started to fall out, starting with his beard, except of course for the red bush of hair that graced his new vagina. Feeling his face and the other areas of his body that no longer had hair, he felt skin as smooth as any woman’s. Finally, he noticed that he was indeed clothed again, except this time he was wearing a short, sexy, black halter dress. He also mysteriously had on two pairs of 5” black open-toed strappy pumps, each of the four shoes having a closed lock attached to its ankle strap, and noticed that all twenty of his toes were painted crimson.
Looking back at his wife, his eyes widened in horror as he felt his new “improved” nipples starting to get hard. And then what looked like his penis did the same thing, pressing against the inside of the mouth she had closed while he had been observing his own changes, and with great force pressed open her lips, growing out a few inches or so. With horror he also realized that he was getting a growing urge to kiss her full on her lips, and any thought of leaving her for the rest of his life was instantly squashed and removed from his mind, seemingly by some unseen outside force.


THE END—For real this time!